The Urban Dictionary refers to this act as “the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your penis. A successful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the supermarket.”
David and Goliath…you’ve probably heard the story of the little dude winning the battle over the big dude.
…can you tell that my other half came up with that title…he says that people wanting to lose that amount of weight will see it and get some ideas from my blog!
“Why are you eating an advert?”, said Mr WLB. It was the new Morrison’s advert with all of the meat on it…and I have to admit that I found myself drooling. Apparently my mouth was making funny movements too…oh the joys of a boyfriend that sneakily watches me doing stupid stuff!
Today has mostly been spent in my pyjamas!
Just a quick one tonight as I am not feeling well – feels like the start of norovirus which I ended up with three times last year during December and the New Year…hoping it’s not that!
Judgement – we have all experienced it at some point, and we all do it at some point…make judgements on what we see.
For any GoggleBox watchers, I had a bit of a Leon moment last night and ended up eating a cheese cracker for 1 syn that hadn’t appeared in last nights blog!
What is it with eBay arseholes? Why would you put in a ‘Best Offer’ only to have it accepted but yet ignore the seller until they threaten to report you?
This was the message that made me chuckle after posting my dismal result at weigh in today!