What an awful day! To cut a very long story short, an old lady who lives a few doors down from me took an awfully hard tumble outside my house this morning.
Back in late September, or early October it might have been, my consultant set a little challenge.
Not an amusing situation for my poor Mum, but I have just watched my potty training nephew wee in her handbag!
This was the statement that Mr WLB made a couple of hours ago.
That’s all really…my weight stayed the fecking same this week!
Books, books, lovely books!
It finally arrived – the day I got the girlies together for some fun and frolics!
Wowzers…today has been a hectic one. My Dad was moving house and so I got up extra early to help!
I do often wonder how much sweat is normal in a gym setting.
The Urban Dictionary refers to this act as “the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your penis. A successful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the supermarket.”